On the banks of the mighty Hudson
Up north in Schuylerville
There is an RV park-marina
Owned by Judy and Phil

They're the Deans of the whole North Country
Respected throughout the town
From Eli's to the Kitchen
And many more miles around

They care for all the campers
The boaters and the town
And they'll even do your laundry
If you're just nowhere around

They're material myths are made of
Judy's thumbs are the color green
And Phil likes to ride around all day
On his big, kid toy machines

They run a homey family
of diverse personalities
The likes of which no one
will ever in this life time see

There's Dan and Sally and Ray
And Connie and John and Cheryl
And Joan and Gary and let's not
Leave out the ubiquitous, Pat and Bob